(via warsob)
I think that the term ‘Nuzlocke’ needs a name change, and I’ve come up with a few suitable replacemets:
- Crit me harder
- I’m poisoned AGAIN?!
- Do I look like I want revives
- Did that thing just survive on a fucking pixel of health
- Zubats: the gathering
- Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck noooo!
- Where were you five random encounters ago
- Misty you bitch
- Whitney you bitch
- Wattson you bitch
- Byron you bitch
- Lenora you bitch
- Maybe my tears can bring back my pokemon
- No?
- Okay.
- THEY CAN LEARN EXPLOSION?
- Oh god that trainer just spammed Howl/Work up/Hone Claw please don’t attack me now
- FUCK
- Yeah I totally wanted that double/triple/rotation battle right there
- S T U R D Y Y O U M O T H E R F U C K E R
- HOW DID YOU HIT ME 5 TIMES IN A ROW
- DID THAT 100% ACCURACY MOVE MISS???
- WHY IS THAT THING A HYDREIGON ALREADY
- Stop teasing me with revives everywhere you bitch
- My Second Encounter Was A Shiny: A Tragedy
- Stop hitting yourself in your confusion do you want to die
- None of my Pokémon can learn this HM
- I am going to cry in public
(via pipipipiyo)
(via warsob)
Tanz: No. No he’s not. It’s not okay to think that a murderous and mentally unstable wooper is awesome. He will kill you and your family.
Rio: Aaaaahahahaha~~
Rio calm the fuck down.